Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Advice for Carl

Beware of what you want,
For you shall have it,
And it will fhuck you up.

Carl, take the money, see the shrink. You were a big fish in a small pond, empty Trop, now you're a small fry with a big pot in screaming Fenway, where the fans are the worst. You're trying to earn your pay, but you already did. You're worth it, it's okay to be paid what you're worth. No need to punish yourself for selling the f*ck out, though I personally think you would have fit better with the Angels. Got that Eastern Division jones goin' on, though. It happens. And your catch in the All-Star game will always be there.

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